Here is a Great Way to Start Off Memorial Day

With an article entitled "10 Reasons Not to Kill Bush". Good to know the writer could come-up with a whole 10, although the final reason is a little weak:

Slaying President Bush is simply immoral.

Really? What about slaying Vice President Cheney? Or is it all people with the title "President" who one must not slay unless they want to be immoral? So is slaying a Senator or Representative moral? What about just an ordinary citizen? Please, enlighten me some more:

I don't understand the logical contortions some people must go through to be anti-death penalty yet pro-assassination.

Huh? Who would ever go through logical contortions to be pro-assassination? Oh I know, I know... assassins do!