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Monday, June 13, 2005

Results are in... Hein Line it is!

In a close race, "Hein Line" eked out a victory over the overwhelming favorite, "Citizen Dain", as what should have been the name of the blog. Because I was contractually obligated to change the name, I will do so shortly.

So long, Citizen Dain. We had a nice run.

UPDATE:

I smell controversy, as word out of North Prairie, WI is that there may have been a cagey ballot-stuffer. Developping...

UPDATE 2:

Allegations are mounting, as now the NP Ballot Stuffer, has been joined by an apprentice in Brookfield, WI. Word is, both had an interest in seeing the "Hein" name being made famous, over the more unique "Dain". Although the suspects have not yet been named, this pending investigation, leads me to preserve the "Citizen Dain" moniker until further confirmation.

Developping...

UPDATE 3:

The NP Ballot Stuffers were my own mother and brother! Who'd a thunk it?

Now that this information has been confirmed, and no allegations of ballot stuffing for any of the other choices have been brought to light, I am going to declare "Hein Line" disqualified from the poll, and "Citizen Dain" the default winner.

Ah, default, the two greatest words in the English language. Brings back some memories.

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