What are they doing in Gitmo?

IMAO did some research to see whether what is happening in Guantanamo Bay and the "torture" the prisoners there face is similar to what prisoners faced at the hands of the Nazis, Soviets, and Khmer Rouge. His findings:

ABUSES OF THE NAZIS, SOVIETS, AND KHMER ROUGE THAT HAVE NOT HAPPENED AT GITMO
* Shaving cream placed on prisoners hand while asleep and nose tickled.
* Male prisoners shoved into the women's bathroom while they were walking down a hall.
* 2-liter bottles of soda opened early to make sure they were flat when served.
* Shoe laces of prisoners tied together when the prisoners were not looking.
* Forced to watching of episodes of Wings.
* Showers did not include conditioner.
* Undercooked the honey-glazed chicken made for prisoner meals.
* Secretly placed "Kick me!" signs on backs of prisoners.
* In an extremely infamous incident, Pol Pot pulled the seat away from a dissident just as he was about to sit down.
* Forced labor and mass executions.
* Wedgies.
UPDATE: In fairness, I should note that I found no confirmed instance of a Nazi, Soviet, or member of the Khmer Rouge kicking a Koran.