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Thursday, June 23, 2005

Derek and Ben only wish they could look this bad

Wow. This is a picture of Justin Long, the nerdy cheerleader wanna-be from "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story". Well, I found it on "Go Fug Yourself", and needles to say I have added it to my blogroll. Here is its critique to boot:

If Jimmy Fallon or David Schwimmer ever needs somebody to play his brother in the touching, yet faintly caustic tale of a man who learns he was adopted and that his real family is a roving band of used-car salesmen -- who sell jalopies by day and perform in the redneck band Uncle Grandma by night --then I think Justin Long and his patchy pubescent mustache will be a perfect fit.

Yeah, he does kind of have a David Schwimmer-Jimmy Fallon mix to him. Poor bastard.

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